God blessed me indeed with good humor

I NEVER GET BORED OF MYSELF. I love myself sometimes. SOMETIMES.

1.

Yesterday Manfriend and I went to do some art hopping in downtown. Every first friday there's an exhibition downtown and so he surprised me after studying because i was so stressed. So on with our tour, I enjoyed it. There was this museum, no people were around, me being only HUMAN, I needed to release some gas. LOL. hahahaha. so I did, kinda did. On the way out of the museum:

Me: "Hon, do you think they can track DNA on fart?"
--then we had this very scientific discussion why and why not. Me being Microbio major, and him being Physiology Major, and with obsessing career in science and passion and love for argument.... we Went on discussing about FART AND DNA.

then...

cortes: "why? why are we discussing fart?"
Me: whispering "I left my DNA there."

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhhahaahaahahah




2.

So. Me and my friends, namely M. C. B. A. and D. were at a mansion party. Hella big house. So we were buzzin and went outside for fresh air. outside, was very muddy, M. stepped on the mud, so he asked for tissue and volunteered to get it for him, since I don't have mud on my shoes. I walked in, NOT noticing that there was a screen blocking. CLASSIC! I feel so dumb, and everyone laughed. I am so embarassed, something only blonde people will do. hahahahhahahaa. shit. okay. fine. me too.



and the night goes on really goood. AHH. WHAT A GOOD NIGHT. Sometimes it's ice to reward yourself after long hours of studying.......