Statistics

This guy knows what he's talking about!!!!!!!!!! As from my friend's of friends, whom have friends and I've got friends EXPERIENCESSSS, man.... I know what he's talking about. Lyfe Jennings knows what is up! seriously! he knows what he's talking about. Thank goodness, fortunately for me, I have not experienced any mishaps when it comes to my love life. I mean, there are sad moments, but no third person kind of thing. If we broke up, that's coz it's over due, or it's just not cutting it. Etc... But thanks to God all mighty, I did not have to go through unfaithfulness, gayness, or anything. I'm still fortunate!



Girls need to listen to his song. It's so true!



Lyfe Jennings Statistics Lyrics:
Alright alright alright y'all settle down settle down settle down.

If you don't know where you are this is STATISTICS 101
and I'm your teacher LYFE JENNINGS in the flesh baby.

Books out. Let's go!

25% of all men are unstable
25% of all men can't be faithful
30% of them don't mean what they say
and 10% of the remaining 20 is gay

That leaves you a 10% chance of ever finding your man
That means you better pay attention to these words that I say
I'm gonna teach you how expose the 90%
and show you what to do to keep the other 10.

[Chorus]
RULE #1
Don't be a booty call
If he don't respect you girl he gon forget you girl

RULE #2
If he's in a relationship
If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you

RULE #3
Tell him that you're celibate
And if he want some of your goodies he gon have to work for it

RULE #4
Be the person you wanna find
Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime

[ Find more Lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.org/tT4l ]
STATISTICS!

15% of all men got a complex
15% of all men don't practice safe sex
20% of them are from homes without a father
so there's a 50/50 chance that you'll marry a coward

Something to think about when you're taking a shower
Something to swallow when you drink your bottled water

I'm gonna teach you how to expose the 90%
and show you what to do to keep the other 10

[Repeat Chorus]

Be patient! He's waiting!
You don't gotta settle for that
Leave what is past alone!
Get you a backbone!
Stop feeling sorry for yourself!

Have you made a checklist?
It's gonna take patience
Time is still wastin'

Don't be a booty call
If he don't respect you girl he gon forget you girl

If he's in a relationship
If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you

Tell him that you're celibate
and if he want some of your goodies he gon have to work for it.

Be the person you wanna find
Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime.

Statistics!
Statistics!
Statistics!

Statistics!

Love its!

I love it. I can't get enough of this song. I just love how she sang it with heart.

by the way, I got my baby.




named her MOMO, because of Avatar the last air bender. MOMO is a flying lemur. Hecka cute.

I got her for my friend, given by my friends.





and I did my birthday at the park. TOOOO MUCH fun I'm telling you. June. June. June. this month is making me ill, because too much going on in my life. Thanks everyone, seriously. The effort that you guys are giving me are more than enough to let me know you really care. I LOVE YOU ALL.

babe, thanks for putting 900% of everything on me. I love you. I love you

ahhhh

A lot have happened since the last time I blogged. Too much, toomuch stuff have happened. I had so much fun with this couple of weeks.


May 16: Auggie's christening. It was fun seeing everyone, from all sides of the family.

may 22: Jude and I did our official anniversary trip in SF. We fell in love in SF. We rocked SF. We love SF. But no, we don't consider moving there, too much commotion. We hate traffic and tight spaces. Jude and I are very free people. Tie us down, and we'll gasp for something new. He likes big back yard and big garden, I hope he gardens. lol. I like flowers and bright colors, but I am no green thumb. His dad is, so I hope he gets that.
I got drunk, what else. hahaha. and he haul my ass around up and down sf.

June 5: my dear Aeden's 1st birthday. soo soo much fun. Kids birthday are always fun.

my birthday was simple, just me and Jude. I love it. We went to movie drive in and laughed our ass off. He gave me a ring, NO! not that ring, it's a hello kitty diamond studded ring. :) I LOVEE IT! For noodles, we stopped by at jollibee and ate it in the car while watching the movie. My perfect date. <3.



in between from now and then, we bonfired, we barbequed, we swam, we clubbed, That was not even summer. And now summer has started, more fun for us.