Day 7: Five pet peeves

PET PEEVES! damn, it only asked for 5, I have million of pet peeves!
But I guess, these are my top 5.

WARNING: I MAY TURN INTO GHETTO WHILE TYPING.

1. EXAGGERATION: fckkk, just the sound of it irks the hell out of me. Don't exaggerate things when you are talking to me. Trust, I know when you are. I have lived my life long enough to know when you are exaggerating. Tell me how it went down, no more no less! HOW HARD IS THAT?

2. WAITING: I hate waiting! oh men. I HATE WAITING! oh then I wait, then you makes excuses and LIES to cover up... men....................... men... oh men... It's okay for you to be 5-10 min late, but 30?! You'll for sure hear from me.

3. SELF PITY: no doug, that doesn't work for me. Don't call me and tell me your sad sad story in your life... It happened, it did not kill you, you're obviously alive, move on, you are stronger DEAL WITH IT! Yes, you are damaged, but so does everybody else. Stop lingering on the past, and deal with your future.

4. SELF CENTERED BITCHES/ KNOW IT ALL JERKS: oh damn! People that are TOO self centered gives me allergies. LADIES: I have this intimidating face for a reason. Woman like you that are self centered. I have this fuck off face. When I put that face on, that means you are one of those self centered bitches that I hate. JERKS: Go get your attention from somebody else's. I know you are smart and all, but if you wanna share your knowledge, DO IT IN MODERATION. thank you.

5. When I'm talking, I AM TALKING. When it's your turn, I will lend my ears. Don't talk over me. I WILL CUT YOU!