Tuesday, September 2, 2008

something only happens to me.

So before I sleep, its only 840pm, but I haven't had sleep because I couldn't sleep. I think I have insomia. tskk. well anyways, so today, at sjsu, I was sitting at those benches near the fountain, some random beezy sat next to me with her little baby and somewhat 3 year old boy. Damn, that boy was crazy. He went right in into the water, so the mom had to go for her. For some random thing, she handed me her baby so she could ran for her boy. Damn, I was like... uuuhhhh.......... excuse me... what am I going to do with this little "thing". So I was holding the baby, the baby by the way is less than a year. around 4 months. That lady sure can trust some poor college girl like me. If I did not have a heart, and that I'm seriously fucked up person, I would ran away with the kid and sell it, like that one case "madeliene" kid. But I'm a good person, so i was akwardly holding the baby and staring at it. after 2 minutes or so, the mom and boy came back. the boy was all wet and the baby started crying...FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.... I think the baby was hungry... soooo what did the mother do??? SHE PULLED HER SHIRT DOWN AND FLUNG AROUND HER BOOBS AND TITS AROUND SO SHE COULD FEED THE BABY. no joke!!! it was in public, and she just pulled her shirt and her breast showed! and check this out, while her shirt was down, her boobs were showing and she got something in the stroller while her boobs were flunging and slunging around! it was showing for good ten seconds. that's a lot of one mississippis. you could do 5 intersessions with that seconndddssss... people were walking by her too. and it was a busy crowd. I was seriously shocked and I couldn't believe my eyes, I was less than 5 feet from her, and people were shocked too. I SWEAR!! It was the funniest, scariest thing ever for me. imagine some boobies with big tits around you? dannggg... some experiences in my life..... huh?


THINGS LIKE THIS HAPPENS TO ME DAILY. how interesting my life is huh? stay tuned, maybe next time I'll talk about some penises flunging around. lol.

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